Sunday, October 28, 2007

No Smoking Trippy movie

Watched this movie yesterday night. The Audience in the cinema hall was pretty much clueless throughout .I suppose I'll state right out that I really enjoyed myself this film was one of the few films I've seen in a while that I totally tripped out to. It actually reminded me of zeppelin's Stairway to heaven you can interpret it in so many different ways that even hours after its over you're still wonderin whether your interpretation is the 'right' one.

Here's the thing In my opinion I don't believe that a right interpretation exists Anurag Kashyap has manged to pull off something pretty goddamn amazing.He's created one of the few movies in recent times whose interpretations are as many people that watch it. There is no finite tangible border here. No Lines are Drawn and that's where the film gets chaotic and goes Berserk but nightmares can be like that. It's slick and has fantastic production values.One of the few Bollywood Directors who actually understands the concept of Style. which in itself makes him a phantasmagorially talented filmmaker out here because we call films like Cash Stylish. The VFX are fantastic . What did irritate me was the audience jabbering away while my friends and I were trying to Watch a movie for gods sakewatch a trailer before getting into a movie hall and i you have to jabber away to oblivion then do it quietly.espescially the tamilians sitting behind me who kept on asking who the director was and what was going on like some kind of horrible Senthil Koundamani scene in a continous loop. Except for that we really enjoyed ourselves.

Secret of the Universe # 30 : Watch a trailer or two before going to watch a movie and don't jabber incessantly in your mother tongue thinking that you are the only person in the universe who can understand it there just may be a homicidal fatass who likes Kamal Hassan and Saw sitting in the seats adjacent to yours. Time to Vettaiyaadu Vilaiyaadu Hahahahahahahahahahaha


Next post : Why Lukkhas don't have to pursue Happyness?

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Secrets of the Universe Part-1

After much deliberation with my Assistants Gorbag & Shagrat I, The magnificent Lukkha have come to a decision.For the first time I shall reveal to the non-lukkha's the secrets of the Universe due to the sensitive nature of this information and the inability of non-lukkha's to digest all of it in one sitting without their heads exploding I shall reveal these secrets in bits and pieces


Secret # 33 : If while watching Aag you are consumed by a sudden sensation to pull down you're trousers and scratch you're hind parts vigorously while beating you're chest like a King Kong - Tarzan Hybrid Do not be alarmed this mild reversal of the evolutionary cycle is only temporary indeed in most cases the cure is effected almost the instant the credits roll .I the 1 case where the evolutionary cycle was permanently reversed is currently under review given the duration of the patients affliction though,Physicians are sceptical of effecting a cure.

Hidden Meaning: Occasionally it is possible for a book or a movie to be so bad that it actually makes you devolve However unless you overexpose yourself to said movie/book the effects are usually temporary

this also applies to human beings cats dogs mice and cabbages....................especially cabbages



Secret#32 : When thinking(assuming that you do) if you ever reach apoint where you start to converse with yourself never and this is important never ever move around in public while having a conversation with yourself ,the general populace that do not prescribe to this particular oddity might get the inclination that you could be rather wonky in the head.

Secret#31 : When Confronted with a situation that is unpleasant and makes you want to shimmy down the drainpipe and bolt into the darkness always remember :
1. The drainpipe might have rather unplesant things living on it.
2. he who runs away can run away another day
3.always make sure that you have more than one exit strategy believe me it really helps play hitman blood money that should hone you're skills at finding exit points!.

For Now this will do Anymore human and your head will explode for now I take you're leave my Xbox Beckons............

C'est Lukkha Magnifique

YAY

Finally! now lukkhagiri will enter a whole new dimension aaaauuuuuuuuu

*just to clarify that was me impersonating Shakti Kapoor*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I king of all the lukkha's have ascended to the blogosphere

now the world is helpless